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TOP TEN LISTS
Top Ten Lists usually crack people up (if done properly). It seems a logical choice to add to the site, given how Dom (and, well, Merry) is a funny person, and there's a wealth of material to dig through.
Thing is, I'm not much of a comedy writer, or at the very least, I'll only be able to come up with (at most) five in whatever list. So here's the deal: YOU get an opportunity to contribute something to the list! Every Monday, I'll post a new Top Ten category you can contribute to. For five days, visitors will be able to provide punchlines for the list via the form provided below. Submissions will be closed for the weekend (Saturday and Sunday), as the submissions will be deliberated on by a set of judges (chosen by myself). Exactly one week after the category was posted, the Top Ten List will be uploaded, and a new category will be posted.
On this page, you'll find not only the current Top Ten List and Top Ten category, but archives of previous lists.
10-16 JUNE: TOP TEN REJECTED LORD OF THE RINGS MERCHANDISE
10. Gimli's Hairstylist Set (Braid Gimli's hair!)
9. Gandalf Dress-Up Set (Gray? White? Point hat?)
8. Legolas Blow-Up Doll (The next best thing!)
7. Your Very Own Broken Carrot (Superglue not included.)
6. Lord Elrond Tweezer Kit (You too can have the scary eyebrows of an elf lord!)
5. Lidless Eye Contact Lenses (I... see... you!)
4. Sauron's Malibu Beach House (Complete with ominous tower and flaming pit!)
3. Hobbit Foot Hair Growing Tonic (Never wear shoes again!)
2. Grow Your Own Lurtz Kits (Warning: May eat you.)
1. Mithril undewear! (Better than a chastity belt!)
(Many thanks to Navaeh, Amber, LJ, Jessica, Laura, Ferret, namelessloser, Chead, Lindsay, and Katie!)
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TOP TEN LIST CATEGORY FOR 10-14 JUNE:
Top Ten Deleted Merry Scenes from FOTR
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